The Nikopolis Times, March 2025

LIAM OF WESTANIA LANDED AS DUKE OF AVRÍLIA

Liam of Avrília, formerly Liam of Westania was landed as the Duke of Avrília on March 16th for his assistance in negotiations that ended the Britannic Crisis, a conflict against the Hokorian State, which wracked the Commonwealth as a whole through late February into early March. The Duke was to have a triumph courtesy of the Archon of Rite but never came up with a triumphal speech, as such plans fell through.

MABRUENIAN CITIZENSHIP FORM RAIDED

The Mabruenian Discord had its citizenship form raided by a King Kurt, a relatively unknown figure who declared war on all micronations, as is common for immature children looking to raid, and was looking for victims through Disboard.

This King Kurt also told multiple members of the Discord to "jump", implying that they should commit suicide by jumping. No member of the Commonwealth took this advice, except for Liam of Avrília jumping out of his chair as a joke.

No lasting harm was done beyond the deletion of two citizens' applications, and King Kurt was promptly banned and flagged by XRI.

PLANS FOR APRIL 2025 REVEALED!

April 2025 is already off to a great start, with the April Fools Takeover just finishing up as of writing. Plans for the Commonwealth for the rest of April include the creation of the Phoenix Coalition, a tripartite coalition of strong micronational allies of the Commonwealth, and an amendment to Royal Decree XXXI stating that the Commonwealth is choosing to support the LGBTQIA+ community independent of all other intermicronational conventions, laws and treaties on the matter and declaring Dreamsexuals as unprotected under the law are in the works with more coming soon. We will be back in April with the news for that month, so look forward to that on the Nikopolis Times.