The Nikopolis Times, March 2025
LIAM OF WESTANIA LANDED AS DUKE OF AVRÍLIA Liam of Avrília, formerly Liam of Westania was landed as the Duke of Avrília on March 16th for his assistance in negotiations that ended the Britannic Crisis, a conflict against the Hokorian State, which wracked the Commonwealth as a whole through late February into early March. The Duke was to have a triumph courtesy of the Archon of Rite but never came up with a triumphal speech, as such plans fell through. MABRUENIAN CITIZENSHIP FORM RAIDED The Mabruenian Discord had its citizenship form raided by a King Kurt, a relatively unknown figure who declared war on all micronations, as is common for immature children looking to raid, and was looking for victims through Disboard. This King Kurt also told multiple members of the Discord to "jump", implying that they should commit suicide by jumping. No member of the Commonwealth took this advice, except for Liam of Avrília jumping out of his chair as a joke. No lasting harm was done beyond ...
